Why you pee in goggie's water bowl? Ai nawt complaynin, jus askin!
Ceiling Cat, I'm makin' lunch. You wanna sammich?
Wuz yore hare suppose to kum owt dat kolor?
Good afternoon, We're your Barbarian Horde. Care to join us in a bit of pillage?
i fetched neighbors bank account. i can has hotdog nao?
Why can't you ever talk about the times I DON'T pee on your shoes?! You never mention THOSE!
Poller Bear Pardon me, do you have a few minutes to answer a short survey?