People who live in glass houses should not become nudists.

If you're gonna name your kittehs in your will...don't let them know. Well? Still twitching a little

Don't let your cat watch Simon's Cat!!!

Horror movie rule # 31 Don't open the bag.

Lookz Buddy. . . Ifz you donz like da way i'Z drive Den stayz off daz sidewalk

Follow your dreams ! except for that one where you're naked in church

Sorry, fella, but Mama said never trust a man who wears white socks and sandals with his pink tutu.