Word of Advice: Don't fall asleep in front of the Great Dane. He's a licker.

Guys, if you're gonna wear boxers, please mind the gap.

Wurdz Ob Advys Neber sai 'Up yer ass' tu gyant chikkins

Pheewww! Might not want to go in there for a while...

Money-saving tip: Join a warehouse club, make adorable purchases in bulk

If duh butt fits, WEAR it!!

MY LAWYER TOLD ME I SHOULD WEAR THIS