The Vet said I should eat light during the holidays.
Always take enough gas for the motor or your ass is going to be in trouble.
If yu find this vidyo, run! In teh name uv Ceiling Cat, run!
TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.
It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!
There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. OMG! Move your butt. THERE'S A BEAR BEHIND US!
Word of Advice: Don't fall asleep in front of the Great Dane. He's a licker.
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