TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.
It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!
There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. OMG! Move your butt. THERE'S A BEAR BEHIND US!
Word of Advice: Don't fall asleep in front of the Great Dane. He's a licker.
Guys, if you're gonna wear boxers, please mind the gap.
Wurdz Ob Advys Neber sai 'Up yer ass' tu gyant chikkins
Pheewww! Might not want to go in there for a while...