This palm sized snapping turtle was niether ninja, teenage, or mutant. Just squee!
I know it might seem like a big, scary world out there for such a tiny turtle, but we all believe in you!
Gentlemen Tortoise is enchanted to make your acquaintance.
You're not gonna bun off that extra shell weight if you're not breaking a sweat.
It's alright little guy I'll save you!!!!
You know what they say, "Friends that nom together, stick together!" Ok maybe I'm the only one who says that...