An edible Christmas tree? What a great idea for a holiday gift for a tortoise!
A much less famous, but just as squee, story than "The Tortoise and The Hare".
Onward Mr. Turtle! Tonight we ride to victory!
Here we have an unusual creature that looks a lot like a turtle that has lost its shell. Help get to the bottom of this mystery, squeeps! What is this critter?
OH MY GOSH IS THAT SANTA CLAUS?!? Oh wait, nope, that's just a turtle... a very squee turtle, with a very squee beard...