Because why not sing Dracula Soundtrack songs on a pirate ship?

PINBALL IS A SPORT YOU GUYS

Not sure why he's dressed up like a biker Bono, BUT THERE HE IS!

WE JUST HAD TO HAVE FAITH

Damn this is creepy.

I'm reaaaaally not jealous of their job right now.

So far we have Timothy Spall as Churchill, flying sax guy, and One Direction. Wow.

Luckily, this will go a lot faster than the Opening Ceremonies. Here's a picture of two of our favorite athletes to celebrate! GO MO! GO BOLT!