The closing ceremonies are underway in London and we're here to provide you with all the liveblog coverage you could possibly need! Time to say farewell to the Olympics everyone.
Anyone else see it? Just me? No?
THEN PUT ON SOME DAFT PUNK IN THE BACKGROUND AND TELL ME OTHERWISE.
Anyhoo, it's the gold medal match for Men's Individual Sabre between Occhuzzi of Italy and Szilagyi of Hungary. Szilagyi is about to walk away with the gold after a bold and brilliantly-lit battle. After capitalizing on his opponent's worsening cramp, he parried his way to victory.
There was Mr. Bean, there was Voldemort, there was the skydiving Queen, and there was the crumbling of the space-time continuum by denying the Doctor a chance to light the cauldron. All in all, it was the most British thing we've ever seen. Good on you Great Britain, good on you.