HE SURVIVED THE CANNON

PLEASE? PLEASE PLEASE? I'M SURE YOUR SINGING VOICE IS JUST FINE.

This solidifies his position as Coolest Mayor of All Time Forever

EVERYONE SHUT UP THE HEROES OF MY CHILDHOOD ARE ON

Taio Cruz. Tinie Tempeh. Jessie J. Fatboy Slim.

It's 2:50PM here on the West Coast, but Roflympics may be having a mini dance party to the Closing Ceremonies right now. WE CAN'T HELP IT. ITS TOO GROOVY.

Whee!