I've Been Doing it All Wrong

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Thank you for your in-depth instructions, wise man!

Spitting Rain

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Spitting Rain
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Just don't swallow any of that rain or a cloud will grow in your stomach!

Watermelon Porcupine

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Watermelon Porcupine
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Watch out that it doesn't shoot its toothpick spines at you!

Melon Madness

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Melon Madness
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I'm editing my will right now to stipulate that I will be buried with all my worldly belongings inside a pyramid shaped watermelon.

BTW, happy National Watermelon Day! Yaaaaaay!

Dip Into the Melon Well

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Dip Into the Melon Well
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Fill that baby with vodka and winch up a drink or two!

Melons for Melons

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Melons for Melons
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Saw this watermelon at my local grocery store. It's promoting breast cancer awareness. We just had to get a Melon for Melons.

Labor of Love

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Labor of Love
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Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.