Thank you for your in-depth instructions, wise man!
Just don't swallow any of that rain or a cloud will grow in your stomach!
Watch out that it doesn't shoot its toothpick spines at you!
I'm editing my will right now to stipulate that I will be buried with all my worldly belongings inside a pyramid shaped watermelon.
BTW, happy National Watermelon Day! Yaaaaaay!
Fill that baby with vodka and winch up a drink or two!
Saw this watermelon at my local grocery store. It's promoting breast cancer awareness. We just had to get a Melon for Melons.
Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.
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