Thank you for your in-depth instructions, wise man!

Just don't swallow any of that rain or a cloud will grow in your stomach!

Watch out that it doesn't shoot its toothpick spines at you!

I'm editing my will right now to stipulate that I will be buried with all my worldly belongings inside a pyramid shaped watermelon.

BTW, happy National Watermelon Day! Yaaaaaay!

Fill that baby with vodka and winch up a drink or two!

Saw this watermelon at my local grocery store. It's promoting breast cancer awareness. We just had to get a Melon for Melons.

Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.