Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!
I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!
It's hard out there for a melon.
You better eat your little seed bowl there too, bro.
Now we have to call the fire department to save you from the fence and it will be all embarrassing.
How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.
You will eat the seeds and you will like it.
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