Later on in the night we'll pack the sucker with m-80s and re-enact Luke's triumphant hit.
Raw tuna or watermelon? Willing to gamble?
I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.
Because what my watermelon candy has been missing is really mouth-blisteringly hot peppers.
You're a little pulpy and bloated to be battling any Decepticons like that, Prime.
Oh thank goodness for the warning, I'm allergic to watermelon.
They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.
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