Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?

I think I'm going to give up on my dreams of being a chemist. Science makes you fat.

Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.

Breakfast, dessert, what's the difference right?

Transformers love a good molten core.

If you ask me, gaytimes look like pretty fun times!

It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!