I hope that potato looking dude is really just a potato on a stick.

That Slimer cookie is clearly not to be trusted. Do not consume!

You better hope you haven't eaten any pork lately or there's gonna be a hell of a battle in your belly.

My brain can't handle the recursive nature of this snack so I'm just gonna close my eyes and eat it.

Inhaling vapor that tastes like pancakes: genius or saddest day ever?

Sure sharpening a wooden pencil over your mac n cheese may seem like a good idea for more fiber but trust me, leave it alone.

Do you think it's possible to pack a whole bunch of MSG into a cake to make it even more like the fake Chinese food it portrays?