When you're expecting nacho cheese and you get frosting, no matter how delicious that frosting may be, it's gonna freak you out.

Do they taste like mildew, cigarettes, old potpourri and cat pee like my great aunt's house smells?

Now with more diabetes!

To be honest, I'd prefer blueberries to olives on a pizza anyway.

Plz send me all the fancy sweets before my New Year's diet goes into effect.

What? There's no innuendo here, I swear. Just suck on this horn.

You've got a little gold leaf in your teeth there, bro.