What a cakehead. Wouldn't even tell Luke who his father was.
I'm pretty sure we are all feeling a little jealous right now. I'd love an entire fridge in which to hide my shame.
Just don't mistake them for the real thing. Otherwise you're gonna chip a few teeth and some lucky deer is about to get a high-velocity snack.
For all the work this undoubtedly took, these better be the most delicious cookies ever made.
Scan your brain, print it out in chocolate, and eat your own brains as a snack. Zombie in training!