The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.

Three miles to walk off a soda? I'm gonna have to walk from Seattle to Brooklyn to walk off the large pizza I just finished.

You're industrious enough to rig up a complicated drinking apparatus, but too lazy to close the curtains to cut down on screen glare? Amateur.

It would behoove you to refrain from disturbing a man in the midst of his afternoon snack.

So absorbent! So fizzy!

Ooh I hope I get a crappy celery soda or a cream soda!

Ming soda cans: Significantly more affordable than vases.