Health Conscious!

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big gulp,diet,giant,healthy,soda
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Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!

A Big Fizzy Mess

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coke,fall,mess,soda,spill,store
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See now, if this had been Pepsi products we wouldn't be in this mess!

Throw Them at Your Friends!

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angry birds,birds,cans,juice,soda
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My friends are basically all pigs who steal my eggs anyway. They deserve it.

That IS a Selection!

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cola,generic,labels,selection,soda
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So many cola choices! I can't decide!

I Love You, Sugar!

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7-11,big gulp,giant,pop,scary,soda
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I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.

Salt Your Fruit

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asia,flavor,pepsi,salty watermelon,soda,weird
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Nothing says refreshing like a sweaty melon.

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