New York Bans Giant Sodas

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Mayor Bloomberg is proposing a ban on the sales of sugary soda over 16 ounces. Don't get all bent out of shape, you can still buy three of them and drink them for breakfast.

Totally Gross Soda

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I like to mix my dog drool with bug barf. I mean come on, dogs eat bugs all the time, it's natural.

And You Thought Juice was Juice

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So those hundreds of gallons of Sunny D I drank in high school weren't fueling my education like I thought it was?

Slurm! It's Highly Addictive!

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Awwww, I wanted them to genetically engineer a Slurm Queen to produce the magic elixir.

It's a Three-fer!

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It's like walking into your kitchen and finding a whole lasagna hot out of the oven and a bottle of wine opened for you. Okay it's not at all like that, but I'd be just as happy either way.

Pour it on Your Pancakes

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Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.

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