Sharks love Sprite, don't they?
Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!
See now, if this had been Pepsi products we wouldn't be in this mess!
My friends are basically all pigs who steal my eggs anyway. They deserve it.
So many cola choices! I can't decide!
I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.
Nothing says refreshing like a sweaty melon.
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