Citrus Bike

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Citrus Bike
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That ride is hella fresh!

The Bottom of the Barrel

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The Bottom of the Barrel
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I know that feel sister. I just hope you got your purse out of the way first.

I'll Take a Small Side Salad

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I'll Take a Small Side Salad
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Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.

Vegan Lobster

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Vegan Lobster
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The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!

Marzipan Nightmares

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Marzipan Nightmares
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I hate marzipan but I'd eat it as fast as possible to spare myself the horror of looking at this giant pig any longer.

Where Did You Get That Attitude?

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Where Did You Get That Attitude?
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Why you tryna front, citrus? You ain't all that.

Vegan Zombies Rejoice!

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Vegan Zombies Rejoice!
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Even the walking dead have a right to choose what type of brains they'll be enjoying tonight with a nice Chianti.