That ride is hella fresh!
I know that feel sister. I just hope you got your purse out of the way first.
Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.
The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!
I hate marzipan but I'd eat it as fast as possible to spare myself the horror of looking at this giant pig any longer.
Why you tryna front, citrus? You ain't all that.
Even the walking dead have a right to choose what type of brains they'll be enjoying tonight with a nice Chianti.
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