He may no longer have a head, but there are other orifices he can terrify you with.
From now on I'm gonna shake the box really hard before I open it or I'll never eat again.
No, we're totally not trying to kill you, not even a little.
Mix a few habanero gummy bears in your candy bowl and your coworkers will keep their paws to themselves!
I think that kid's a little young to be a Twihard but if you're a werewolf fan, you're a werewolf fan.
One of these days someone is going to have a chestburster baby and I will feel so vindicated as using that as my number one reason to not have children.
Just eat with your eyes closed and maybe you'll stop hyperventilating.
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