Sure, Water...

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drink,food,freaky,gross,scary,sneaky,tricks
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Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.

KABOOM! You Just Puked!

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cereal,clown,kaboom,poison,scary,vintage
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Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!

Nightmares For Breakfast

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cereal,clown,rice,scary,sugar krinkles
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Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.

Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

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clown,face,onion rings,scary
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By Kevin Parks
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But not if I eat them first!

I Love You, Sugar!

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7-11,big gulp,giant,pop,scary,soda
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I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.

Can of Nightmares

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can,fish,meat,nightmares,russian,scary,teeth
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I'm never opening another can as long as I live.

Pickled Digits

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fingers,nails,pickles,plastic,scary
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The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.

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