Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.
Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!
Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.
But not if I eat them first!
I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.
I'm never opening another can as long as I live.
The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.
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