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Via: Pleated Jeans
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Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.

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Via: Kitschy Living
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Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!

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Via: BoingBoing
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Shut your terrifying blue mouth and stop trying to roofie me.

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I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.

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By Unknown
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I'm never opening another can as long as I live.

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The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.