I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my food being covered with spiders even if they do purport to be made of sugar.

My favorite pony. So salty, so chewy.

That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!

Don't waste any part of the chicken, don't waste any part of the cake.

The horror. The horror.

Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.

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What, babies don't like hot saus?