I can't even stomach one Cadbury Creme Egg let alone a whole sandwich's worth of its disgusting filling.

Hey melted butter, you can come over to my house and sing me a song anytime!

They're good for more than just warming your feet!

Is this a topless vacation? Why isn't that sandwich wearing a tiny bikini?

Momma always said that I should have a sandwich in my lunch. And then dessert.

How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.

You guys make such a cute couple!