My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.

Practicing to be the next Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal.

They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.

Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

Or you could just go make yourself a white bread and frosting sandwich.

You guys, geometry is actually useful! I'm gonna track down Mr. Thompson from my Sophomore geometry class and thank him.

You're always so sour dude.