My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
Practicing to be the next Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal.
They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.
Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.
Or you could just go make yourself a white bread and frosting sandwich.
You guys, geometry is actually useful! I'm gonna track down Mr. Thompson from my Sophomore geometry class and thank him.
You're always so sour dude.