You will pay. And when you do, you will be shamed with deliciousness.

How... interpretive.

I'd have to eat this really carefully so as to not disturb the linear nature of the work.

Who needs a bowl for snack mix when you can just make a hoagie out of it?

Morning sickness? Hangover? Only one thing can cure you. Mmmm, chalky!

I mean, I guess I'll look pretty good so slim and tan but, but... does it hurt much?

Boxing Day Sandwich AKA Christmas Leftover: Ham, Dark Meat Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Green Beans, Sweet Potato Pie, Cranberry Sauce, Santa's Cookies, Candy Canes, On a Dinner Roll.