Inb4 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
That's a cold move, bro.
Okay so you ran out of mayonnaise and ham, you can still have a sandwich.
I demand my measly $5 back, Subway! One inch is no trifling matter!
Good luck choking down that conspiracy theory.
A sandwich for every state! What do you think should be on your state's sammie?