Inb4 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

That's a cold move, bro.

Okay so you ran out of mayonnaise and ham, you can still have a sandwich.

I demand my measly $5 back, Subway! One inch is no trifling matter!

You jelly?

Good luck choking down that conspiracy theory.

A sandwich for every state! What do you think should be on your state's sammie?