I hate to think that the fries at KFC could ever go bad, I'll go with eternal youth over there at McDonald's.
Sure it's sugary and full of butter. But it's probably still better for you than a big mac and large fries.
New faces, new walls, same old crap in a new box.
Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*
*Not a true story.
Don't get cheeky with me, cup, I emancipated you from the clutches of that evil burger-slinging clown!
I admit that apples and pork products and cheese can be a delightful combination, but this is an unholy bastardization of a beautiful idea.
Oh you IS fancy!