We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

Hey doctor lady, lighten up and have a big mac!

Founding fathers, mechanically separated chicken product, two great tastes that taste great together!

Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.

Proof that fast food can pacify even the most savage beast.

Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.

Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.