It's a McMergency!

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911,chicken nuggets,cops,emergency,McDonald's,mcnuggets,police
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We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

George McWashington

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chicken nugget,face,george washington,head,McDonald's,totally looks like
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Founding fathers, mechanically separated chicken product, two great tastes that taste great together!

If the Goal Was Soggy Fries, You Win

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Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.

McFuhrer

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fat,hitler,McDonald's,Subway
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Proof that fast food can pacify even the most savage beast.

Fast Food Romance

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bigmac,box,burger,date,McDonald's,note,prom,proposal
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Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.

Sanitary Tequila Shots

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lemon,McDonald's,packets,salt,shots,super bowl,tequila
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Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.

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