Warning, scantily clad ladies and fast food swears.

Now we know who is really king around here.

Let's just call it a "fryer's dozen." Fryers are obviously stingy compared to bakers.

Yes yes, I know, Cadbury in the UK is TOTALLY better than here in the US. All the same, this looks like a bucket of frozen puke.

Ugh, walking is for poor people! Can't I take my rickshaw through?

Germans demand all things pretzel, McDonalds happily complies.

When you grind up a bunch of McDonald's food and start sculpting with it, what can you expect other than a gross cadaver?