Rabid Squirrel Cookie

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animal crackers,blod,cookies,crazy,massacre,murder,rabid,squirrel
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

Sharktopus Biscuit

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biscuit,cookies,octopus,shark,sharktopus
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It looks more like someone has blown the back end out of that shark and he hasn't noticed yet. That's gonna be a shock.

Carnivorous Romance

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bacon,cookies,ham,hearts,icing,meat,valentines
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I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.

Patient Puppy Love

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cookies,dogs,heart,love,snack
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Nothing says "I love my pupper" better than an extra treat!

Stop Flailing at the Cookies

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animated,cookies,eyes,gifs,googly View Fullscreen
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They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.

The Truth About Thin Mints

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cookies,crack,girl scout cookies,ingredients,thin mints
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I hate sweets but I always buy four boxes of Thin Mints to keep in my freezer for year-round fits of madness. Now I know why.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

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chocolate,cookies,marshmallow,Oreos,smores,snack
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S'moreos are pretty much the most obvious snack I've never heard of. Damn!

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