Pop it in the microwave and your hot dog magically becomes grilled cheese!
Now this is a resolution I can stick with through the whole year.
Don't get on that high horse about your New Year's diet just yet. One more slice of meatzza, just one.
Just make sure not to take an arrow to the knee while you're carrying these to the table.
What's worse, nacho cheese in waxy, lip-smearing form, or the stuff with an indefinite shelf life that comes in a paint can that you voluntarily ingest?
What, no tinsel made of anchovies? Amateurs.
Wisconsin! Need I say more?
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