Ia! Ia! Hot dogs f'thagn!
There are three things I could watch over and over forever. Grape fall, David after the dentist, and this sandwich. Forever.
I'm glad they give me the option of not reaching for the stars.
He always dearly loved pepperoni.
Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.
I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!
I cry over brussels sprouts too, but mostly because they're so delicious.
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