Okay so it's not solid gold, but still, I don't expect to see riches spread on my bland water crackers.
This is how I would like all the milestones in my life to be honored from now on.
Shredding your knuckles that is. Be careful!
Well we do eat pizza burgers. Pretty much ever day, but not with spinach!
An open-faced sandwich is already amazing, put it on a pizza and you'll find my face buried in a cheesy mess.
I admit that apples and pork products and cheese can be a delightful combination, but this is an unholy bastardization of a beautiful idea.
Left in the drawer to shrivel and die. What a sad fate.