Give thanks to him for he died for our snacks.

What am I supposed to drink my nacho cheese smoothie out of now?

I think the pizza dude is hitting on me. This has got to stop, the pepperoni isn't evenly distributed.

I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.

Put on a brave face. You're sacrificing yourself for a noble cause; my hunger.

There's something sad about a personal sized pizza shaped like the Superman insignia. Lol jk, who wants to share pizza with a nerd?

You will never be invincible to the allure of quesadillas. Never!