Give thanks to him for he died for our snacks.
What am I supposed to drink my nacho cheese smoothie out of now?
I think the pizza dude is hitting on me. This has got to stop, the pepperoni isn't evenly distributed.
I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
Put on a brave face. You're sacrificing yourself for a noble cause; my hunger.
There's something sad about a personal sized pizza shaped like the Superman insignia. Lol jk, who wants to share pizza with a nerd?
You will never be invincible to the allure of quesadillas. Never!
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