Praise Be!

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Praise Be!
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The heavens have opened and bestowed upon the earth the one true treasure of the kingdom.

Zombie Pops

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Zombie Pops
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Want the delicious taste of zombie without the annoying side-effects? Have I ever got the snack for you!

This Cake is a Lie

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This Cake is a Lie
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To be honest, I'd prefer blueberries to olives on a pizza anyway.

Words Cannot Describe

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Words Cannot Describe
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It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.

You Sneaky Jerk

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You Sneaky Jerk
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Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!

This Spam is so Fresh

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This Spam is so Fresh
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Knocking back a tin of meat mints may get you some weird looks but at least your breath won't stink. They're cinnamon!