The heavens have opened and bestowed upon the earth the one true treasure of the kingdom.
Want the delicious taste of zombie without the annoying side-effects? Have I ever got the snack for you!
To be honest, I'd prefer blueberries to olives on a pizza anyway.
It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.
Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!
Knocking back a tin of meat mints may get you some weird looks but at least your breath won't stink. They're cinnamon!
Oh it's a candle? Uh huh. Okay.
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