Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!
Thanks, now I have a nasty Sweetheart floating in my gin.
No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.
C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!
I wish my bodyguards would lighten up and eat candy and dance with me, they're so damned stern all the time.
Do they taste like mildew, cigarettes, old potpourri and cat pee like my great aunt's house smells?
Now with more diabetes!
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