candy

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Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!

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Thanks, now I have a nasty Sweetheart floating in my gin.

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No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.

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C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

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I wish my bodyguards would lighten up and eat candy and dance with me, they're so damned stern all the time.

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Do they taste like mildew, cigarettes, old potpourri and cat pee like my great aunt's house smells?