There are few things tastier under the "gummy" umbrella than cola bottles. Imagine if this giant cola gummy was filled with actual cola. Heaven!

She may not look like much but she's filled with gooey chocolate.

That stick is gonna ensure a pretty sweet score.

That is all. Commence drooling.

How can I get a hot chick interested in me who likes the same things I do? Make her jewelry out of disgusting bacon flavored candy! I can't lose!

Relatively, I suppose you've got one up on the Heart Attack Cafe but I think some self-evaluation is in order.

Now make mine with a big beefy arm coming out of his neck!