Now This is Getting Ridiculous

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Now This is Getting Ridiculous
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I never thought I'd work for a company with such strict and comprehensive uniform requirements. Cheezburger takes the cake with these themed mandatory underthings.

Wrap Your Mouth Around This

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Wrap Your Mouth Around This
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Have you been working out your jaw muscles? This is going to be one hell of a workout.

Look, Me Talk Britishy!

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Look, Me Talk Britishy!
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Hey brits, enlighten me, what about this burger makes it English? Is it the American cheese? The Dijon mustard sauce? The grilled onions?

It's a Mystery!

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It's a Mystery!
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Write a murder mystery about a food truck driver who turned his back just at the right time to avoid seeing me steal all his burgers. And then someone dies. Hey, I'm not the novelist here!

That's Quite Enough of That

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That's Quite Enough of That
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This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...