This is like the fat kid's equivalent of that poster with a rose and some ballet shoes on a piano in a little girl's bedroom.

Once they get off their web they'll take over. You never know where you'll find them.

Don't worry, there are no girls in this one. You can watch it at work without any suspicions of Girls Gone Wild.

Sometimes you want a pizza, sometimes it's burger time. Sometimes it's impossible to choose. Thank goodness for frozen goodies.

This wallet is gonna cause me some serious back problems.

Go go go go go go get me a burger omg I'm starving.

Hold on arteries, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!