I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.
Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.
Your food has a face, deal with it.
Imagine all the secret messages you could send to your blind customers on their orders!
I always knew the future would look just like they thought in "Back to the Future II."
You just jetpack your ventricles out of here and I'll call you when I'm dead from deliciousness.
Sure it's sugary and full of butter. But it's probably still better for you than a big mac and large fries.
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