Momma always said that I should have a sandwich in my lunch. And then dessert.

Don't get that one, it's filled with bugs and worms and nasty crawly things.

Just one loaf, I just need to smoke one loaf!

I thought you were good for another week. You've been taken from me so early!

These men have just completed singing for dinner and are now super disappointed because they are on strictly low-carb diets.

If they had taken a whole slice without asking, would you have even noticed? How many slices may have gone missing without a clue?

You guys make such a cute couple!