Learn your wild animal patterns already. I mean REALLY!
I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.
I'd have to eat this really carefully so as to not disturb the linear nature of the work.
Pop it in the microwave and your hot dog magically becomes grilled cheese!
Who needs a bowl for snack mix when you can just make a hoagie out of it?
Chocolate has been living in my bread this whole time without paying rent or making its deliciuosness known? Evited! To my mouth!
Morning sickness? Hangover? Only one thing can cure you. Mmmm, chalky!