I only wear all organic, all edible accessories.
Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.
You expect me to believe that someone with a Louis Vuitton tote bag would willingly eat carbs? Even in LEGO form this is a stretch.
The order is what really counts.
I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.
I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!
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