I only wear all organic, all edible accessories.

Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.

You expect me to believe that someone with a Louis Vuitton tote bag would willingly eat carbs? Even in LEGO form this is a stretch.

The order is what really counts.

Tastebuds exterminated.

I appreciate a well-executed ampersand in any form.

I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!