I Feel So Clean!

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bacon,cleanse,comic,cookies,drawing,gelato
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Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!

Tastes Like Garbage

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bacon,gross,meat,rat,varmint
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It's like veggie bacon right? It's gotta be really good for you.

Bacon Has Left the Building

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bacon,celeb,dead,Elvis,face
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By Unknown
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He has risen! In time for breakfast for once!

Poop n' Eggs

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bacon,eggs,poops,sausages,scarf
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Not my usual breakfast fare, but I don't have to eat it, just wear it.

Camp Breakfast of Champions

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bacon,beans,breakfast,campfire,camping,cooking,drool,eggs
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Considering all I do when I go camping is sit around and drink beer, this breakfast is some serious overkill. But you don't see me complaining.

Protein For a Healthy Heart

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bacon,breakfast,eggs,heart,love,Valentines day
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In this game of Eggs, Bacon, Plate the bacon is clearly the victor. Or I am. NOM.

Epic Valentine's Treat

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Harley didn't mention my name, I'm crushed! I guess I'll eat five gallons of ice cream.

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