Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!

It's like veggie bacon right? It's gotta be really good for you.

He has risen! In time for breakfast for once!

Not my usual breakfast fare, but I don't have to eat it, just wear it.

Considering all I do when I go camping is sit around and drink beer, this breakfast is some serious overkill. But you don't see me complaining.

In this game of Eggs, Bacon, Plate the bacon is clearly the victor. Or I am. NOM.

Harley didn't mention my name, I'm crushed! I guess I'll eat five gallons of ice cream.