Pour it on Your Pancakes

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Pour it on Your Pancakes
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Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.

Drink Your Meal

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I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.

Trim the Tree With Pork Products

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Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!

Good God My Brain is Delicious

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Good God My Brain is Delicious
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My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.

Bacon Skyrim Helmet

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Bacon Skyrim Helmet
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So if I shoot him in the knee, do I get to take it home and boil it in pea soup?

Moooooom! We're Out of Bacon!

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Moooooom! We're Out of Bacon!
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What am I supposed to drink my nacho cheese smoothie out of now?

Gather in the Garden For a Meat Snack

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Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!