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Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.

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I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.

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Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!

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Via: sofapizza.me
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My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.

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Via: www.geekologie.com
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So if I shoot him in the knee, do I get to take it home and boil it in pea soup?

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What am I supposed to drink my nacho cheese smoothie out of now?

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Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!