Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.
I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.
Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!
My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.
So if I shoot him in the knee, do I get to take it home and boil it in pea soup?
What am I supposed to drink my nacho cheese smoothie out of now?
Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!