He died like he lived, fatty and fried.

Just keep eating, Ron. We love you for it.

My breakfast just got a whole lot more literary.

The most important meal of the day just may kill you.

You need to cook that thing, then your tunes will really sizzle.

That is all. Commence drooling.

How can I get a hot chick interested in me who likes the same things I do? Make her jewelry out of disgusting bacon flavored candy! I can't lose!